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Winter home dialogues (2)

HE
I’m considering buying mushrooms for tonight.
Do you say “Yes, please” or “I really don’t care”?

SHE
Do I have any other options?

HE
Besides mushrooms?

SHE
No. Besides “Yes, please” and “I really don’t care”.

HE
You don’t want mushrooms?

SHE
I didn’t say that.

HE
Then what do you say?

SHE
I say: don’t buy mushrooms for me, but if you’re willing to go out there
in the snow to get some, I will eat them.